so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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