? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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