She is in my trunk
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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