Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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