you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Say something about gay babies.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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