So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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