Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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