Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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