I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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