i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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