whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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