Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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