..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Couch. On fire.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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