gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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