He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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