is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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