i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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