I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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