So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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