U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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