it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Acid is not a monday night drug
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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