woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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