found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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