I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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