And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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