There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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