Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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