? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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