it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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