Taylor Swift is so right about you.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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