I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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