we have officially lost it.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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