At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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