I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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