Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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