Heybabeimwearingurpanties
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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