I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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