so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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