doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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