I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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