her vagine was all disorganized.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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