So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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