Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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