Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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