why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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