do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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