That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
