I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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