you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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