Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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