i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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