just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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