Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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